Fuck outta here
👻👽💀
one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
Snails getting more action than me
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
It’s their thing.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
oeus:
*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud