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platonicsheith:

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

asian:

Snails getting more action than me

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

update: this is the new pride flag

tasiturney:

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adventures-of-bird:

It’s their thing.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

oeus:

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud